her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
There r osticjed everywhere
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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