Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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