Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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