I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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