It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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