I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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