I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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