He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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