Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
don't judge my taste in strippers
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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