I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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