I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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