quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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