You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Drunk is not a location!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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