Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
