Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I touched a dick in church today
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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