I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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