In the future we'll all be gay
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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