what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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