I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
no. you can't hotbox the world.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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