i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
