I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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