The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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