Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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