yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
did you just send me my own nude
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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