it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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