I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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