I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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