Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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