YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
i think i just lost a toe
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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