i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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