White coat. Heels.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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