Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
it hurts more in the daytime
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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