Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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