Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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