I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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