I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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