i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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