It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
dude i'm inner monologue high
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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