just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Your cock deserves a montage
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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