I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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