Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
worst night to have a conscience
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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