Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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