why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
