He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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