Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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