dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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