yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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