DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
the day after is always just damage control
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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