Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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