Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Randomize
